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Unless you want to miss out on the most exciting information about Humor in a Decade!

 

That’s how important, and timely, this report is!

 

Date:

From the Desk of:

 

Dear:

 

Have you ever dreamed of being the life of the party? Having everyone hang on your words and laugh at your jokes-every time? Are you feeling stressed out and need to unwind?

 

No matter what the need, humor is always the best medicine. It brings people together and can improve your outlook on life.

 

It wasn’t that long ago that I found out just how helpful humor can be in just about any situation. After going through a very difficult period in my life, I vowed I would never again let myself get down and out when I could improve my situation with humor.

 

What I discovered completely changed my life!

 

How did I do it?

 

I would love to share my secrets with you and my new special report on humor giving does just that!

 

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·     Learn how to laugh from a child

·     Learn how to cope through laughter

·     How laughter can improve your emotional health

·     How laughter can increase cooperation

·     Laughter as a cure for depression

·     Why laughter lowers heart attacks

·     Laughter can help you lose weight

 

I leave absolutely nothing out!

 

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·     What about humor rooms?

·     Are genetics and humor connected?

·     Can laughter create healthy blood vessels

·     How laughing at yourself can help you live longer

·     Why you shouldn’t take life too seriously

·     Laughter and endorphins

·     Understanding laughter

·     How to find your laughter style

 

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·     Learn how to laugh from a child

·     Learn how to cope through laughter

·     How laughter can improve your emotional health

·     How laughter can increase cooperation

·     Laughter as a cure for depression

·     Why laughter lowers heart attacks

·     Laughter can help you lose weight

·     What about humor rooms?

·     Are genetics and humor connected?

·     Can laughter create healthy blood vessels

·     How laughing at yourself can help you live longer

·     Why you shouldn’t take life too seriously

·     Laughter and endorphins

·     Understanding laughter

·     How to find your laughter style

 

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